Truyện cười bằng tiếng anh -2

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Truyện cười bằng tiếng anh -2

Boss


A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The
shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch
and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars."

"Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered.


The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."


The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.


"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot
can do, plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system." Naturally, the
startled customer asked about the third parrot.


"That one costs 2,000 dollars."


"And what does that one do?" the man asked.


The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the
other two call him boss!"

 Some Quotes


Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love
most is soap-on-a-rope.
- Bill Cosby

I went on a diet - had to go on two diets at the same
time 'cause one diet wasn't giving me enough food.
- Barry Marter


I love being married... I was single for a



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